Fallopian Justice = 12 minutes of Comedy Vice. It’s a new Comedy Pondering Session where I explore such subjects as death by home delivery, getting intimate with cyborgs and sabotage via Dulux paint!
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THE SCHIZOID EMBOLISM
Huh…so you thought you were done suckling, huh? You suspected that I’d popped my fermented comedy teat back in my bra. You done fucked up! I’ve filled my very pours with single malt and I’m jamming this liquored tit back in your mouth! NOW TAKE YOUR MEDICINE!
The Schizoid Embolism = 20 minutes of Comedy Vice, new sh*t, the full episode. If you like it – click the ‘like button’, you won’t implode of you do so. If you enjoy it and you have a giggle ‘share’ the f*cker, or tag a friend who might like it. Again, no one is going to die if you share it.
So what if your wee cousin is your friend on facebook, the little shit’s going to have to grow up some time. Do you think she’s never heard the word ‘fuck’!? She probably says it at school all the time, Probably calls her teacher a fucking dick.
Support my work by doing this for free, it’s encouraging.
What is Hardcore Explicite? A Fermented pondering session where I delve into a wide variety of subjects in a comedy fashion. It’s like huffing paint then a having sex with a comedy sheath over your genitalia. It’s the 1st part of a video series, more info on that is featured at the end of Hardcore Explicite. Come suckle from Dillan Rankin’s comedy teat, which resides in Geelong, Victoria, Australia.
The AUDIO ONLY VERSION of Hardcore Explicite is also now available below for your commute to work, or for when you’re taking a dump!
Hardcore Explicite AUDIO ONLY
Allow me to guide you through the banshee lands in this 13min audio comedy journey, which features:
Pinocchio Children, Krocodilla Scabs, Low Scale Luxury, Barbed Horse Cocks and Albino Xenomophs!
The Wisdom Banshee